Thanksgiving Eve Is for Day Drinking

Hello, thanks for your email. Thanksgiving Eve is reserved for day drinking and I take tradition very seriously, so I will be out of the office starting Wednesday afternoon. Technically, we started drinking at the office yesterday afternoon so I'm off to a very good start bringing shame to my family this year. But I'm very excited to read your email on Monday, November 26.

I'm secure enough to admit that I'm going to get like, REALLY fat over the weekend. Then, I'll get into the Christmas spirit by cutting someone during a shopping brawl on Black Friday. LOL just kidding, I don't like getting tased at shopping malls so I'm probably just going to stay home and continue eating and drinking. You know, stick to my natural god given talents.

Unfortunately, all of this holiday binge eating/ drinking doesn't exactly leave time for me to respond to your email. So please go enjoy your holiday and I will respond to your email when I return. Happy Thanksgiving!