Marginally Less Stressful Christmas

It's the most wonderful time of year again! Isn't it exhausting??? Anyway, I'm celebrating Christmas to maximize my stress and anxiety so I'm not at work right now.

Hopefully the ghost of Christmas future will be done with me by the time I return on Wednesday, December 26. Then I can respond to your email with a brand new optimistic outlook on life! More likely I'll respond with my same grumpy outlook, but either way I'm checking my email.

I would like to wish you a Merry Christmas, but I'm going to be real and wish you a marginally less stressful and disappointing holiday. And don't let those hangovers get you down! I'll talk to you soon.