Same Me, No Improvements

New Year, new me!

Just kidding! Same me, no improvements.

We at the company have collectively decided to dedicate the remainder of 2018 to eating pie and binge watching TV in bed. We will be doing that until January 2. Not together, that would be weird.

If you received this and it's still December 28, then we are playing video games in our office because we like to party. You are welcome to join us as long as you bring Barack Obama. I have some words for him.

I'll respond to your email when I return on Wednesday, January 2. Until then, have a Happy New Year!