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Spicy Easter

Hi and thanks for your email. I am currently "Celebrating Easter" but I don't have Elon Musk money so I will not be painting eggs. I am also not really traditional so I'm getting some of those dope Lemon KitKats that are currently in season. This is now just an endorsement for Lemon KitKats, you should try them, THEY'RE ONLY AVAILABLE ONCE A YEAR!

Anyway after the KitKat thing, I get to go to the airport (which I bet is GLORIOUS!) and pick up my best friend who is visiting for a girls weekend! She has informed me that she has not packed her fancy attire or her Easter bonnet so we're pretty much going to gossip in our sweatpants the whole weekend. I want you to know that ridiculous hats are NOT out of the question! We'll see how crazy stuff gets after we mix some boxed wine with those KitKats!

I will be back on Monday, April 10. Have a Spicy Easter everyone!!!!