Candy & Cult Rituals

Hello and thank you for your email. As you have likely gathered from my uncharacteristically immediate response, I am out of the office starting Wednesday, December 21. The Company will also be closed on and off for the holidays and we will all return January 3.

The movies of my youth led me to believe I'd have way more hypnotized archaeologists reaching straight into my chest to steal my beating heart for ancient cult rituals. I have not yet experienced that in my travels but don't worry because I am not even on a fun adventure this time!

I am just in my house sipping mashed potatoes from a champaign flute and enjoying a charcuterie board of candy while other people (namely, my boyfriend) renovate my home office. Depending on my choice of tile and florescent paint there is a slight chance he will do the heart ripping out thing, actually. But then he'd have to join a cult and learn a whole ritual, so he'll probably just paint the office yellow and put up my glorious chandelier. (He knew I was like this when we started dating, so really this is his fault.)

Due to my "drunk on candy and mashed potato" status, I will not be available to assist you until I return January 3. However, if the office is open you may contact (someone) and he can assist. Otherwise, have a great holiday and I'll talk to you in 2023!