Spaghetti Wine Tasting

AHOY! (I'm on a boat!) and thank you for your email.

As a millennial, I take pride in ruining things. This year I wanted to ruin Thanksgiving by making it a wine tasting but instead of wine it would be spaghetti! I was looking forward to twirling Cavatappi in a wine glass and slamming a shot of marinara followed by a mozzarella stick... it would have been AH-MAZ-ING!!! Apparently that does not contain enough protein for a festive meal. (Or so I've been told.)

So in accordance with my Thanksgiving tradition of avoiding the annual family judgment tornado, I will be in Mexico eating a steak covered with Chimichurri. (Not me, the steak.) Thank you for waiting patiently for my response when I return Monday, November 28. It is illegal for anything of import to happen while I am away, but if something does and you need an immediate response, please contact (another).

While I have you here, please note that my email address is now [new email] and update your contact information for me. My old email address will be discontinued in 2023 because being cc-ed twice on everything is just as awful as it sounds.

Thank you and have a wonderful Thanksgiving!