Paranormal Investigator

Hey what up, this email is awesome! However, the company is closed for the holiday. I will be doing yoga and enjoying an ancient essential oil used for emotional wellness (tequila). We will return to the office on Tuesday, June 20.

Haha just kidding, I'm definitely NOT doing yoga.

I'm probably watching all those new episodes of Black Mirror and asking the Alexa "ghost detection service" if my house is haunted. No one can stop me from claiming I'm a "Paranormal Investigator" when I return. There are literally no credentials. You can just print it on a business card, no one even checks!

Maybe there is a Paranormal Investigator certificate, but I know for sure that the Alexa Ghost Detector is real and it is a PAID SERVICE. It also says my house is not haunted even though I have a cat so there's something weird going on for sure. I hope your weekend is equally exciting.