Fake Nevada Day

Greetings! Today is Nevada Day apparently, so we are closed.

On October 31, 1864 Nevada became the 36th state admitted to the Union. You may notice that today is actually October 27. This is at least the 37th worst tragedy to ever befall our great state.

Previously, we celebrated on proper Nevada Day like civilized human beings. Having Halloween off every year gave me plenty of time to make jello shots, shame people for pronouncing the name of our state "NUH-VAW-DUH" and maybe practice a bit of witchcraft.

Then some losers in Carson City got annoyed that having Halloween off was bringing too much joy so they decided to CHANGE THE DAY WE WERE ADMITTED TO THE UNION. Thus removing our awesome Nevadan privilege.

Now we "celebrate" fake Nevada Day on the last Friday in October and it's freaking infuriating! I still take the day but now I spend it exclusively rage eating all the Trick-or-Treat candy and being mad at the state government.

Now the only thing unique about our state is people drown every time it rains and that one time we had a plague of crickets. Annoying.

Anyway, I'm at the Spirit Halloween crying and gaining 5lbs. I'll get back to you on Monday (or Tuesday!) because I have to work on Halloween now like I live in some other less-good state!