Christmas in Curaçao

Hi, I am out of the office until January 8 and definitely NOT vanishing without a trace into the Bermuda Triangle... because I am on a Dutch island somewhere off the coast of Venezuela. That's under the Bermuda Triangle, so if I mysteriously disappear it will be far less paranormal. I would never disappoint you like that, I plan to die cool. Perhaps while scuba diving? Oooo all this danger is really getting me into the Christmas spirit!

According to the weather report I will experience ⚡⚡⚡ every day I spend in Curaçao and I'm still 100% okay with it because deciphering Dutch Spanish is still better than spending Christmas with the crowds and the "smart dryer" sending me notifications for some reason. No one asked for smart appliances! NO ONE.

Anyway, I'll be back to conquer this inbox jungle on Monday, January 8.

While I'm out, snack on this Joyful Fact: Birds Aren't Real. Just kidding, the albatross bird is used to hunt modern pirates! FOR REAL!!!