April Fools Easter

Hi. Thanks for your email!

Our office will be closed Friday, March 30. We simply must take April Fools Easter off otherwise we will prank each other to death! Don't worry, we would resurrect but it would still be super awkward and we'd like to avoid that kind of paperwork.

Anyway, by the time you read this I will be sipping Easter basket cocktails... And that's what's really important here. I've already begun carb loading for the egg hunt.

If you need immediate attention you can attempt to contact (someone). If he answers you will know it's because he's searching for all the Easter Tide Pods I hid around here. Our office is fun. Happy Easter!