Three Ghosts. Again.

I will be out of the office until January 3 because I’m being visited by 3 ghosts. AGAIN!

I will also be reluctantly engaging in centuries-old traditions with my family such as trying to find a parking space at the mall, untangling Christmas lights and being annoyed by joyful and triumphant music. It is the most wonderful time of year so it must be exhausting and filled with unpleasant tasks, obviously.

If your matter is not related to stealing Christmas you probably won’t hear back from me until I return from Whoville. But don’t expect me to be reformed or have a better attitude or anything like that.

If your matter is urgent please contact [someone]. He’s already full of the Christmas Spirit and stuff.

Me and 2017 are out