Christmas with a Monster

What kind of monster would outrage her entire family by fleeing to Cuba for Christmas? I don’t know but I’m gonna need an awesome monster name. 😜 It’s me guys, I’M THE MONSTER!!! this is so exciting

I know everyone says they will have “limited access to email” while they are on vacation, but this time it’s for real. It is currently 1963 in Cuba so if you need to reach me you’ll have to send a raven and/or the Red Cross to evacuate me.

Assuming you are fresh out of ravens, please get in touch with [co-worker] and he will be happy to assist. I will be back in the office readjusting to all the capitalism on Monday, January 13. Until then, I’m on a beach 🙂

Happy New Year and I’ll see you in 2020!